11 reasons why Mortal Engines could suck


If we're being honest with ourselves, there's a few things that could go wrong with Mortal Engines. 


There's a lot of factors and variables why the movie could suck. I've put together a list of the possible reasons why:

  • The pop corn could be quite expensive
  • Someone next to you could fart excessively and often
  • It's too loud
  • You go blind at its majesty
  • You have a heart attack
  • You get caught sneaking in MacDonalds
  • You have to take your mother in law
  • The movie projector stops working
  • It rains on the way to the theatre and you get your hair a little wet
  • The trailers go on a bit too long
  • You eat your expensive pop corn too quickly

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Hmmmmmn.
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Jimmy Jangles

Jimmy Jangles

Sci-Fi Writer & Mortal Engines Fan •  |  @JimmyJangles

Jimmy Jangles writes about science fiction, films, and worldbuilding. He’s been chronicling Philip Reeve’s Traction Era and the 2018 film adaptation since 2016 — from Municipal Darwinism to MEDUSA, Hester Shaw to Shrike. Also runs The Astromech for sci-fi at large.

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